Total Medals Earned: 66 (From
12 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,010 Points
Game completed
Complete game in 150 years or less
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Use a bomb for the first time.
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Get killed with no enemies on screen.
Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Fully upgrade all stats
Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Lance.
Fully upgrade any stat.
Get hit 100 times in total.
Collect 100 power ups in total.
Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Play 10 levels as Anna.
Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Complete all bonus levels.
Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Get A ranks in all 25 levels.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Start the game... press the play button.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You found the video game controller!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
You found the hidden skull!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
You got another O
You got the F
You got the H
You got the I
You got the M
You got the N
You got the O
You got the R
The vanishing space
You got the T
You got the glorious G
You got the little N
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Jump over an Alien!
Hit a Score of 10,000.
Jump 50 times.
Don't care for a life
Killed the cop on first time
Never killed a whitness
Made this to top
Killed another boss
Beat the first fight without loosing any power
Kill the traitor without loosing any power
Beat a fight without loosing.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
A classic for bidding!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Survive for 45 seconds on easy Mode.
Survive for 15 seconds on green Mode.
Survive for 20 seconds on hard Mode.
Survive for 30 seconds on normal Mode.
Survive for 60 seconds on easy Mode.
Survive for 30 seconds on green Mode.
Survive for 35 seconds on hard Mode.
Survive for 45 seconds on normal Mode.
Survive for 75 seconds on easy Mode.
Survive for 45 seconds on green Mode.
Survive for 10 seconds on s. hard Mode.
Survive for 15 seconds on s. hard Mode.
Survive for 50 seconds on hard Mode.
Survive for 60 seconds on normal Mode.
Survive for 20 seconds on s. hard Mode.
Survive for 100 seconds on easy Mode.
Survive for 60 seconds on green Mode.
Survive for 70 seconds on hard Mode.
Survive for 80 seconds on normal Mode.
Survive for 30 seconds on s. hard Mode.
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the good ending
Get the bad ending
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
